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admin sinfulldude
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 Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:49 pm Post subject: A Guy Dies And Goes To Hell |
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(was WRITTEN BY MADMART FORMER SITE ADMIN;)
A Guy Dies And Goes To Hell
This guy dies and goes to Hell. When he arrives he's greeted by the Official Hell Tour Guide who proceeds to show him around.
Upon finishing the tour the guide asks, "say, do you smoke?"
The newly dead responds "Oh YEAH, I smoked for most of my life, I'm a real connoisseur of tobacco."
The guide responds with, "Well you're gonna LOVE Sundays! We'll have fine cigarettes from all over the world, the best Cuban cigars, quality pipe tobacco..."
Hell's latest addition is starting to think hey this won't be so bad after all when the guide says "so do you drink?"
"I love drinking", he responds, "my favorite pastime!"
"Well you're gonna LOVE Mondays when we drag out our best bourbons, Caribbean rums, our 25 single malt scotches, fresh Guinness from the brewery..." Our man is really excited now.
"Oh by the way", says the guide, interrupting blissful thoughts of an alcoholic stupor, "Are you gay?"
"What! How dare you! Of course not!", he replies visibly shaken.
"Well you're gonna HATE Tuesdays..."
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admin sinfulldude
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| Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:36 am Post subject: not right |
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(was WRITTEN BY MADMART FORMER SITE ADMIN;)
I brought a new pair of shoes today but one of the shoes is not right !!  
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landlover
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Location: RUSSIA
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| Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:53 pm Post subject: lol good one |
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 lol thats a good one mart |
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