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diseldriver · Joined: 03 Nov 2006 Posts: 31 Location: LA;-USA

Caught by the balls
Castration to capture

Chicago, Ill., police went hunting for a rape suspect after a woman stopped by their headquarters and turned in some evidence of the crime: a pair of testicles. The 42-year-old woman told them that a man forced her to perform oral sex on him, so she bit off some evidence. Officers found a castrated man at a local hospital and "put two and two together," a police spokesman said. Eric Williams, 21, was arrested on charges of aggravated criminal sexual assault. Doctors could not reattach the severed parts.

(from Chicago Sun-Times - 13 August 2001)

diseldriver · Joined: 03 Nov 2006 Posts: 31 Location: LA;-USA

Non-nude burglar becomes more nude
Monday, September 10, 2007

In the long and entertaining history of nude burglary, most of the nude burglars have been nude from their own choice. Why they chose to be nude, we my never know, but it was their choice and we respect that.

However, that wasn't how things went down in Duluth, Minnesota, when a fully clothed burglar tried to break into the house of 69-year-old Wayne Boniface. By the time Mr. Boniface had finished with him, the burglar was fleeing into the night as naked as they day he was born.

Mr. Boniface says that he and his wife, Kathie, found the man in their home when they returned home from eating out on Thursday. When the burglar tried to grab his wife, Mr Boniface says he started wrestling with him, he had the man on the ground, in the kitchen, in a headlock. At this point, the man's shirt got ripped off in the scuffle.

Then, said Mr. Boniface: 'He tried to get away and I bent him over the rail on our deck... I had my hands down his pants and grabbed his testicles and penis. He squirmed even harder.'

'His head was down over the railing, and in today's world, pants are worn fairly loose. I pulled his pants, and his pants and underpants and shoes came completely off. He was completely nude.'

Uh-huh. Yep, sounds plausible to us. In fact, we've seen films with virtually identical scenarios.

The man then escaped – but twenty minutes later, a nude suspect was detained, as police acted on Mr. Boniface's helpful description: 'I believe he's the only guy running nude in Duluth.'

Several other members of the neighbourhood reportedly chased the naked burglar through the streets.

The 20-year-old man has been charged with first-degree burglary.