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Smidget:
The Smallest Horse in the World
was/is a 21-inch high, 80-pound mare named Smidget ? She travels the USA performing tricks. Or at least she used to. She’s probably dead now.

You see, almond farmer Ron Boeger once had a dream: to find the world’s smallest horse, buy it, and appear with it on The Merv Griffin Show. Through much hard work and dedication, his dream came true.
There is a whole book’s which was written by a Donald Wigal, littered with supposedly inspirational quotes from Ron. About the Merv Griffin experience, for instance, he says, “When something like this happens, you realize you can open doors and achieve your goals when you believe in what you’re doing.”

Sure, Ron, that’s all fine and good. But we really came here for the freakshow. We want to see the little freak horse with a fake saddle and a Cabbage Patch doll on her back!

Now that’s more like it!!

To emphasize Smidget’s unusual stature. She’s has been pictured in the past posing with, among other things; a normal-sized horse, a duck, a silver dollar, and Wilt Chamberlain.

Here are some other facts about smidget for you:

“Hay, a food that horses eat regularly, was not suitable for Smidget because her digestive system is so small. 'It would be like feeding tree limbs to a regular-size horse,' explains Ron... Smidget eats two handfuls of food pellets a day. ”

“Smidget often travels in a 32-foot-long limousine with her own whirlpool bathtub for relaxing after performances. An even fancier limousine is being planned that will be pinto-colored, as she is, and will have a horn that whinnies!”

“Among (Smidget’s fans) are Michael Jackson, John 'Bo Duke' Schneider, Henry 'The Fonz' Winkler, Cathy Lee Crosby, and Kris Kristofferson.”

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