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HUSBAND WANTED(was WRITTEN BY MADMART FORMER SITE ADMIN;)
A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time toget married again.
She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to herdismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in awheelchair. He had
no arms or legs.
You're not really asking me to consider you, areyou?" the widow said.
"Just look at you You have no legs!"
The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannotrun around on you!"
"You don't have any arms either!" shesnorted.
Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I cannever beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Areyou still good in bed?"
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said,"I rang the
doorbell, didn't I?"
The wedding is scheduled for Saturday.
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