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BREASTS CAN BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH

Flashing your husband can be dangerous to your health -- and everyone else’s.... One woman from Maine found out the hard way. As she dropped her husband off for work, she gave him a kiss, and then, just for luck, she also gave him a quick flash of her breasts.
A passing cabdriver took a look, and then another, and was so intent on looking at the woman's breasts that he lost control of his cab, crashing into a nearby medical building and knocking off a piece of the building -- right onto the woman. Meanwhile, inside the building, a dental technician was cleaning a patients teeth when the cab crashed, and was so startled she jammed the dental pick into a patients mouth -- and he in turn, bit down on her hand so hard that he severed two of her fingers.

"I'm not sure why I did it," the Maine wife said after the incident, "I was really close to the car, so I didn't think anyone would see it."

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THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE...

A while back in Fort Lauderdale, the vice-mayor launched an aggressive crusade against all forms of pornography -- all those disgusting topless bars, adult bookstores, student spring-break sex, and of course, prostitution. Everything was going along swimmingly, when, of course, guess whose name turned up in a list of clients of an alleged prostitute? To make matters even worse, the alleged prostitute turned out to be the wife of a county deputy, who was charged with pimping. The deputy claimed his wife was a nymphomaniac, and that the sex was actually part of the treatment, which probably means that the vice-mayor was merely doing his civic duty, as a good mayor should.

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BREASTS CAN BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH

Bloody hell! I think it's time I had a reduction. Apart from causing accidents they also cause sufference to their "owners" as well. If I run I nearly get my eyes knocked out and also they give me backache!

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