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Blackbird



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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 11:22 pm    Post subject: One For you Malaria Kidd Reply with quote

This actually happened, just thought of you MK as it was a good smart arse answer from a lorry driver

A  lorry driver was driving along on a country road.

A sign came up that read ' Low Bridge Ahead.'

Before he realised it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it.

Cars are backed up for miles.

Finally, a police car comes up.

The policeman got out of his car and walked to the lorry's cab

And said to the driver, 'Got stuck, eh?'

The lorry driver said, 'No, I was delivering this bridge
and ran out of petrol!'


   

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Malaria_Kidd



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Location: Indiana

PostPosted: Sun May 25, 2008 6:52 am    Post subject: So funny and a cool response of the obvious reply! Reply with quote

Thanks a million Blackbird! I will tell it to my lorry driver friends after our "All Wars" Memorial Day vacation.  

On a serious note about low clearence bridges and viaducts in the US. GPS tracking is huge over here on a lorry driver's dash. The GPS does not know the height of the trailer nor does it have low bridges marked for danger.  

"Turn left at the next intersection." A few seconds pass and the GPS voice says, "Your destination is now one mile after the bridge."

Bam! There went another one trying to squeeze a big lorry thru!  

Many US city same street names are getting them lost in the suburbs too!
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Blackbird



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PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2008 10:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

 You'd think I would have learnt my lesson  reading your posts MK with food or beverages in my mouth!
Gotta clean my screen now as it has maltesers sprayed all over it!
(Thats chocolate covered honeycombe if you dont get them in the good ole US of A)

And theres me thinking that you had to have sense when driving!  
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Malaria_Kidd



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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 11:53 am    Post subject: Maltesers? Cool name & I first thought it was a wine coo Reply with quote

Now finishing the subject line above,........wine cooler! Is that what they're called. I don't drink. Yeah, wine cooler is a drink ain't it?

That sounds good to eat and not to place scattered on the pc screen Blackbird. We don't have that treat over here kiddo.

I'll catch you off guard again. Better be ready with chewing gum!
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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 10:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

IM me your address and I will get a load sent to you they are yummy.   Not advisable to spray them on the computer screen tho LOL
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 11:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You can have my address and send me some! LOL














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Blackbird



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 12:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You can buy your own whitedove and get me some while you are at it   lol
The offer is exclusive to MK only for all his hard work he has put on here
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