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Malaria_Kidd
Joined: 29 Aug 2006
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Location: Indiana
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 Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 11:45 pm Post subject: Sex: Leasing vs Purchase |
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Subject: Fw: LEASING VERSUS PURCHASING
Now how can this compute???
The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather. The snarly pic did not make it thru cyber space.
On the other hand, former New York governor Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!
This is Kristen. The pin up did not make it thru cyber space.
Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).
Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.
Sometimes renting makes far more sense.
 
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Blackbird
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Great bit of deduction there MK ! |
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Malaria_Kidd
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| Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:41 pm Post subject: It was in my sister-in-laws mailing to us........ |
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What a choice that is in a reality shake up Blackbird! Funny!
        
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Blackbird
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| Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:37 pm Post subject: |
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Its a great bit of deduction and sooooo funny
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