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PostPosted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:48 pm    Post subject: 'Are my testicles black?' Reply with quote

'Are my testicles black?'      

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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.

A pretty, young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

'Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask.

'Are my testicles black?'

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies,

'I don't know, Sir.
I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'

He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse,
please check. Are my testicles black?'

Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles,
she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.

Then, she takes a close look and says,

'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!'

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly:

'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......

'A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ??'


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diseldriver



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:53 pm    Post subject: Dirty Mind! Reply with quote

Dirty Mind        

What gets longer when pulled, fits between your tits, inserts neatly in a hole and works best when jerked?


A seatbelt of course!    
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

 Brilliant!
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 6:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahahaha
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 6:41 pm    Post subject: the math teacher and the blonde Reply with quote

During a math lesson the teacher asks a blonde female student ;-

" math teacher says what come after 69, the blonde says you wash your hands and wash out your mouth sir duh    
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 6:44 pm    Post subject: three nuns and heaven Reply with quote

Three nuns die in a terrible car accident.
They go up to heaven and St. peter is waiting at the gates, he tells them that before they enter heaven they must answer the question they are faced with correctly or they will go to hell.

the first nun gets asked "what was the first man called?"
She replys "Adam"
"correct" he says "u can go into heaven now"

The second nun gets asked "what was the first woman called?"
"Eve"
"yeh, u may enter"

The third nun goes up, Peter says "Because u are the mother superior u get a more difficult question... what was the first thing eve said to adam when they met"
she thought for a little bit and then said
"wow... thats a hard one..."
"Correct !!.. u can go into heaven now!"
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 6:49 pm    Post subject: star struck joke Reply with quote

star struck joke ;-

Astrologers believe that staring at the stars and following their movements can help to predict the future.

All it got me was a restraining order.    
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